Soundcloud Cunts

Sickening.

look at this bitch

drinking tea and having an orange

who the fuck drinks tea and has an orange? that sounds disgusting

she's got an ipad too

and look how clean her table is

who's table is that clean? bitch

why is she smiling like that? fuck off out of my life bitch

i bet she rides a bike, ugh.

also Hanna is supposed to be spelt with a H at the end so that it's the same name in reverse

jesus christ what an unreasonable bitch

Tim... What can I say?

For starters, your hat is stupid, you know this already.

Why are there hats like that? Unnecessary and stupid.

it's rude to keep a bike indoors

your floors are gay

your painting is shit

the sofas ok i suppose but you're sitting on it and making a stupid face so i wouldnt sit on it

you are listening to TopDawgEntertainment and yet you aint never spent a day in the streets

you look like a soft ass nigga

i can see it in your eyes

you ain't real

the jig is up tim

look at this fucking clown

stop looking out the window

there's nothing to see there

you're not "people watching"

youre smiling like a fucking creep

take your earphones out and stop listening to stupid shit

the waitress is asking you to leave and you can't hear her because you have stupid shit in your ears

guess what, nobody needs you to repost the economist

stop making that shitty face, i hate you so much

"Mariam" is also nearly a palindrome, but you ruined it? what's wrong with "Maram", or "Mairiam"? both of those are much nicer than "Mariam"

fuck off out of my life cunt

Sara...

You're ok I suppose

your hair is shit but you probably think that sometimes too

it looks like a little boys haircut that wouldn't be fashionable even if you were a little boy

other than that you're ok

you look boring but that's fine, not everybody can be fun, there is always going to be really boring people and that's not your fault

for a second I thought your name was "Safa" and I was about to get really pissed off

Sara is fine, although really it should have a H at the end

This cat looks pretty sinister, I respect that.

I don't really have a whole lot to say about him

I fuck with this dude. He is a lot cooler than all of his friends put together.

Hey Kristen Stewart, why are you in the woods by yourself and why are you making that stupid face?

nobody should have to touch their own head like that in the woods

it's leafy as fuck there

go home

your denim jacket is shit

What is this, a game of fucking twister?

Get up off the floor for god's sake

and stop grinning like that

there's nothing funny about grubbing around on the floor

your tattoos don't suit you because you look like a flake

i bet i could beat you in a fight


julia you shouldn't encourage him

also what is that, carrot juice?

that looks too dark to be orange juice

orange juice isn't that dark.

that's carrot juice

you fucking bitch.

Min Seo...

Mmm.. Min Seo is an ok name I suppose, although it sounds stupid if you say it all at once

Min Seo... MinSeo... Minseo... Minseo.

Minseo is rubbish and that's basically what your name is

not sure if you've realised but your jumper is horrid

it's sort of like that weird sailory type shit people wear, but it's actually worse because the stripes are thinner

not a good look for you dude

your laptop is either really small or you are just too big for an asian

there is no excuse for having that many books piled up, it's stupid

especially without a shelf

what if somebody let a dog in? it would be chaos

also what if theres a fire?

why don't you read some of those fucking books if you have so many?

try and read one

it's shit isn't it?

thats why youre on a laptop

so stop pretending to like books so much

you are a truly ridiculous person Min Seo.